JEFFREY!
HOW DARE you apologize! I just spent the last six and a half hours convincing you not to feel guilt, and what do you do? YOU TRY TO COUNTER-REPRESS MEEEEE!!! I see through your meek attempt to obtain VENGEANCE!!!! I reject your apology and repress you with all my might. You are FIREEEDDD!!! FIRED I tell you! You unscrupulous bastard. I will never forgive you. I shall never trust another again.
You fucking asshole,
Edwin Buttered
Chief Executive Officer, Chairman, Buttered Up, Inc.